I made this

These works of art need a pride-of-place space inside a home-sweet-home like yours. Have a browse of my virtual shelves to see which one of them speaks to you.

Click on the following link to go to my online gallery… where you can see each piece enlarged, find out more about it and buy either it or a print.

Please note, my gallery takes a 30% commission, which is included in the listed sale price. The price is also quoted in $’s.

Alternatively, use the following links to:

Visit my shop to see the price in £‘s and save 30%
Adopt a Single Sock
Commission your own bespoke solemate

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The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake

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A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius

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Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World

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Don’t Pee on my Leg and Tell me it’s Raining

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Baby Battenberg

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Tequila Makes her Clothes Fall off

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Even God is Single (so stop giving me a hard time)

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The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

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I Gave you my Heart but you Sold it Online

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The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove

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The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds

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Nostradamus ate my Hamster

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I have no Mouth but I Must Scream

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Half Asleep in Frog Pyjamas


If you are after something more specific, be sure to let me know: I love a bespoke project; it makes my fingers wriggle with anticipation and my toes tingle in delight.

• If you would like to buy my work, please visit my online gallery
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If you would like to buy one of my pieces or enquire about a commission, please see I want this for details.

• View or buy my work at my online portfolio
Learn more about my work and the inspiration that guides it
A brief explanation as to why: the story behind the socks
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